Want to know how bad my memory is getting?? I forgot I was cooking bacon this morning and burned it. I called my dad honey. In a casual conversation with a new neighbor I said we were expecting our first child....while my kids were playing on the playground right in front of me. I walked away from that conversation thinking...Did I just say we are having our FIRST child?!?! I have done the same load of laundry about 3 times now. I always leave them in the washer until they stink and have to do them all over again because i forget to switch them over to the dryer. I forgot about the kids chicken nuggets in the toaster oven until the fire alarm went off. I went to check the mail and made it two steps completely out the door without a shirt on. Why?? I had just given the kids a bath and my original shirt was soaked so I went to get another and got distracted while putting pjs on the kiddos. Walked out in my G top and bra. Awesome. Don't even know if someone saw but I am going to pretend no one did. I called my mother today 3 times with the same question....What did dad say the name of that book was he wanted? Sad part, I wrote it down twice and lost it twice. I have worn 3 different pairs of socks because I couldn't find the other ones I took off for some reason or another. Ok people this was just TODAY!! Please don't expect me to remember anything while I am pregnant...
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Poor thing! That was totally me when I was pregnant BOTH times!! I dunno why it happens but it's terrible!
Oh my goodness Lydia. This is the funniest thing I've read in awhile! You are HILARIOUS!! Keep posting your fun misshaps. And I missed the shirt incident. . . Maybe everyone else did too ;)
Hilarious! So I also went outside with just my g's on the other day. Totally thought I was fully dressed, went outside to hang something to dry and about tripped over my feet running into the house so fast. Talk about embarrassing, even if no one saw! You are too funny, I miss that!
this was absolutely hilarious. almost too good to be true! i was like that when i was pregnant. i remember one time specifically when i vented to my sister on the phone for 20 minutes about how someone stole my laundry basket that i'd left in the basement laundry room of our complex... turns out i had taken it back upstairs and just not remembered. whoops.
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